I have a feeling that the nastiness will only continue for me as the summer gets warmer, because I love short-shorts, and other people seem to get quite hot under the collar when they see me in them.
Cameron is clearly trying to make a pitch to improve the Tory appeal to northern and working-class Britain, blue-collar workers who could become "Reagan Democrats".
Those sort of moves do not fit well with Cameron's vision of a blue-collar Conservative revival.
The cage is back beneath the stairs, the puppy collar has been scrubbed and the urine-cleaner is ready.
Dress code is informal: street clothes, swimwear, underclothes, collar and tie, religious robes... Girls squat down to urinate wherever there is a dip in the sand – there are no toilet facilities.
At the same time, it would provide secure investments for pensions and savings, using that capital to kick-start a massive public and private works programme to cut energy use and create countless high quality, green-collar jobs.
David Cameron's new all-Conservative cabinet is due to meet for the first time on Tuesday morning with the prime minister expected to lay out his plans for a parliament of "blue-collar Conservatism".
Robert Halfon, seen as the champion of blue-collar Conservatism with his campaign for fuel duty cuts, is the new deputy Tory chairman and Sajid Javid, the son of a bus driver who arrived in the UK with almost nothing, is the business secretary.
Related: David Cameron lays out plans for 'blue-collar Conservatism' as cabinet meets Evidently stung by charges of running a posh "chumocracy", Cameron has promoted comprehensive school educated MPs – Javid, Priti Patel, Greg Clark and David Mundell.
Labour's response must be similarly broad-based and bold: an entrepreneurial industrial policy that creates good jobs; a regional policy that helps blue-collar areas which have suffered the most; an immigration policy that stops the exploitative use of migrant labour; and active trade unions to protect the pay and conditions of workers.
Six of the detainees said they were slammed into walls after having a collar placed around their necks.
