I lose an hour making tiny surgical collars out of cardboard for my wife's broken-necked flowers.
Mr Fastow has agreed to one of the heaviest punishments ever meted out for white-collar crime: ten years' jail, a $23.8m forfeiture and a lifetime ban on holding office in a public company.
While higher income workers tend to have paid leave, they, too, can miss out; for example 17percentt of white collar private workers have no paid vacation.
Unlike, say, basketball, a sport in which the spectator uniform seems to consist of a baseball cap and an oversize sweater with a Hanes T-shirt collar peeking out, the dress code for attending a golf tournament demands that you wear something bearing the insignia of another golf tournament, or more enviably, a club in which you might have been invited to play.
In the museum, displays are straightforward and gruesome — iron collars, plans for ships laid out for maximum "storage".
When selecting your dress shirt, try to keep an eye out for straight collared shirts rather than button-down collars because they give off a more formal vibe.
The system's bias toward the educated has left some industries crying out for skilled blue-collar workers, especially in western Canada where Alberta's busy oil fields have generated an economic boom.
A few firms have introduced formal programmes of "phased retirement", though they usually single out white-collar workers for the privilege.
"At the moment our cropped fisherman's jumper, metal-tipped collar shirt dress and collarless tunic shirt are blowing out for us," adds Becki Clark.
Amid all this, though, Joseph DiBiase cooks away on an old six-burner stove, churning out Klondikes for his hungry blue-collar customers in cast-iron skillets.
But much faster growth may be needed to create white-collar jobs for the graduates pouring out of universities.
