The contest between Nooyi and me, on which we would be scored, was, in each round of tasting, to pick out the experimental cola from two regular Pepsis.
"My pussy tastes like Pepsi-Cola / My eyes are wide like cherry pies," she sings on "Cola," from her 2012 EP "Paradise".
Retirees from the police force and the fire brigade will have to live with a reduction in COLA from 2.25% to 1%. Health-care benefits will be reduced by 90% for all retirees.
It was two o'clock in the afternoon and she was dressed in one of those thigh-length robes people wear when practicing karate.This was morning for her, and she stood drinking cola from a tall glass mug.
While Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope spew fantasies of mayhem and revenge, they also keep busy splashing, spraying and hosing cheap cola from the stage onto their followers.
Listening to lounge music and watching the young, stylish clientele inhale tobacco flavored with vanilla, piña colada or cherry cola from thigh-high silver shisha water pipes, I noticed that about a third of the women were wearing head scarves, all of which were coordinated so perfectly to their fashionable outfits it made me tempted to wear one.
Then there is the stuff - the rolling pins, rulers, folk art, African statuary, religious icons, globes, clowns, cases of Pee cola from Ghana, obscure LP's, Kewpie dolls, Ford hubcaps, false eyelashes, hot-water bottles, knitted bottle covers in the shape of poodles.
As someone already saving up for a haul of covetable 2015 election merchandise, I do hope they bring out Westminster Fridge Poetry – a niche product that would enable you to string together Miliband speeches on your cooler door while drinking generic cola from a big carton.
In addition to the Dunder Mifflin products from "The Office," other examples include products like Buzz Cola from the Fox sitcom "The Simpsons" that were sold by 7-Eleven in 2007, the Brawndo energy drink from the 2006 movie "Idiocracy," Wonka candies inspired by the movie "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" and the Bubba Gump Shrimp Company restaurants inspired by the movie "Forrest Gump".
In the meantime, we can only imagine the day when we are in our office looking down from Mount Everest, drinking a cola from the vending machine that magically appeared at the summit. .
