In some species, the young (tadpoles) cling to the back of the male by using their sucker-like mouths.
Six-year-olds can compete in the Mutton Bustin' contest, where the object is to cling to the back of a confused sheep for as long as possible.
Studies show that trying to cling to the back of a bucking and spinning bull for eight seconds is far more dangerous than playing football or hockey, sports in which helmets are mandatory.
Let it cling onto your back and weight you down into eventual nothingness.
When Richard Branson was a young boy, he refused to talk to adults and would cling to the back of Eve's skirt.
Just know that it's perfectly normal to lose a little of that joie as you cling to the back of your deeply resentful guide while googling "altitude sickness" before the hallucinations take over and you suddenly believe you're in a Liam Neeson movie.
No one likes walking down melted grey streets, or country lanes that now look like shit impressionist paintings, with soggy, muddy laces thwacking against denimed calves, jackets clinging to backs, the faint smell of wet dog wafting into nostrils, do they?
Children cling to the backs of sheep, and generally speaking, whoever stays on the longest wins.
Alternatively, if you prefer, cut off just a bit more than the tip of the marker (after taking out the entire stick), wrap the back in cling wrap, and using super glue, glue just the tip back in from the front (the side which you draw with).
We must not just cling on to the back of the bus, but drive a change in the direction of travel.
