Label-hunters tagged it as Chanel, cynics dismissed it as a nasty collision between the world's cleanest shower curtain and the radiator grille of a Mack truck, but to me it was clearly the lightweight battle-dress worn by Ma'ami the She-Monarch from the third planet on the left past Pandora, already colonized by James Cameron as he prepares for his next adventure.
So I hopped in the shower, threw on the nearest, cleanest t-shirt, packed a small bag with my toothbrush, laptop, cell phone and chargers, and then proceeded to have one of the shittiest days of my life.
Water runs into our bathtubs and showers, enabling us to be the cleanest people ever on this planet.
And it's all here, enjoyed by Leitrimers, in a setting that has a "roof of the world" feel to it, where some of the cleanest air in western Europe swirls with fast-moving clouds, sun-showers and rainbows, over 140 lakes and barely 30,000 souls (the population has shrunk from over 150,000 in the 19th century, as its many moss- and fern-clad ruins will attest).
Down below is not the cleanest part of any man's body no matter how often we shower or wash, so there is a risk.
Natural gas is the cleanest burning fuel.
Filter the cleanest water you can find.
"The cleanest cut, the straight arrow guy.
"Not the cleanest, but bloody inspired".
I am the cleanest person I know.
