Using Lysol Toilet Bowl Cleaner, squirt some in the bowl and scrub with a toilet washer.
Even if you didn't get in the water, you can bring a squirt bottle of clean water to dampen hair then brush a small amount of conditioner through to help with extensive sun exposure.
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Wet a clean sponge with water and a squirt of baby shampoo.
If you don't have a squirt bottle, use a clean ketchup or salad dressing bottle.
All solid surfaces are squirted down and wiped clean with a spray cleaner - disinfectant as appropriate, something with fewer chemicals on surfaces where that will suffice.
Wouldn't you send them away and tell them to come back when they've cleaned themselves up – and had a good squirt of disinfectant?
Combine two parts olive oil with one part lemon juice or white vinegar in a clean recycled spray bottle, shake it up and squirt it on.
Another way to apply milk, is to pour some into a clean spray bottle, and, keeping your eyes closed, squirt it over your face.
