VERY CLASSY PICK-UP LINE: "I'm gonna unzip that pussy like it says YKK on your clit".
The Lucerne orchestra is the classiest pick-up band in the business, hand-selected by Mr Abbado and consisting of principals from some of Europe's greatest orchestras and even some storied soloists.
For example, if you choose your basket to be classy and simple, pick "cool" colors, such as white, lavender, light blue, etc.
Navajas Crianza Blanco Rioja 2013 (from £6.95, thewinesociety.com; vincognito.co.uk) If you want to approximate that match of savoury white burgundy with Simple Minds and scallops, but would rather not shell out £40, you could do worse than pick up this classy bargain of a white rioja, which has similarly savoury oaky flavours mixed with fresh apple fruit at a fraction of the price.
A gent going by Cyk1 has slapped on a pair of white gloves (classy), grabbed the closest guitar pick (hey, it's good for unlocking latches without marring the plastic), and torn the X1 down to its most basic of innards, documenting the entire process on video for all to see.
Updated at 6.30pm GMT 6.28pm GMT 25 min: Fine play by Liverpool, featuring a classy defence-splitting pass from Shelvey to pick out a good run by Henderson.
Pick out some shoes that will look classy.
Pick something that suits your style: Flats look classy.
Pick up the 4GB Optimus Touch, now with super classy iPod Touch-esque UI without the iPod Touch-esque price or build quality.
Also try to pick brown eyeliner and mascara over black, it's classier and more natural.
Once you've picked a site and settled on a floor plan, find a classy name.
