Often confused with limbo chumps ("I'm still deciding!"), inert chumps aren't really on the fence.
Gambling, drugs, and chumps—I was told by many an old convict that avoiding these three things would keep me safe.
I would hate to ruin the event for others by going over the details of what happened during the 30 minutes you spend ALONE inside of Blackout, but I will share the post-event interviews I conducted with the poor chumps I made go with me.
So now I look stupid either way: if she schools me, I'm a chump; if I block her shot, oh, I'm Jack the Ripper and I'm going to jail".
Although U.S. $8,000 is no chump change, I feel lucky when I'm reminded that the same procedure for someone uninsured would likely cost twice as much in the states.
At that point, I started feeling like a chump, like I was being held down by a bunch of guys so another guy could come over and put his New Age fist up my ass while explaining that having his fist up my ass was far from his first choice and was actually making him feel conflicted.
Still, I wouldn't feel like such a chump if I saw at least a few unpaid views.
Although that certainly isn't chump change, I'd argue that the market is favoring large, profitable software companies — many of whom have plenty of cash for an acquisition of this nature.
