A gloriously tasteless front page on Thursday showed a Christ-like figure (the Irish worker, no doubt) being nailed to a cross by the two Brians, Cowen and Lenihan.
A memorable recent installation from the ever-electrifying Marc Bijl displayed a mesmerising, life-sized black Christ standing upon a stack of white painted pallets, hands outstretched, epoxy dripping like melting wax from arms, hands and face.
The second was: "Christ, we may need some of them back on board".
However, the UUP is still linked to the exclusively Protestant Orange Order, a body of men and women which still argues that Catholics are not true Christians and the Pope is an anti-Christ.
"Oh Christ," she finally said.
Hats off to the Americans, but Jesus H Christ on an electric kart.
He also has the record for the lowest-altitude jump, from the left hand of the giant statue of Christ the Redeemer in Rio de Janeiro in 2001.
They live as they have done for thousands of years – before the internet, the world wars, the United States, the Tudors, Christ, Aristotle or Abraham.
Channels Seven and Nine were so keen to shoehorn participants from their various reality TV shows into their respective concerts this year, you'd be forgiven for thinking Jesus Christ was the first ever winner of Bethlehem's Got Talent.
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"If you have somebody you meet in your parents' living room and then they get murdered, you think, Christ!
