Colette never wanted to have children, joking that if she ever gave birth it would be to a creature with stripes, fur and claws.
"The children joked that they would meet at the refrigerator late at night," to forage for any leftovers, Becket said.
If you want to save money, "Don't have any more children!" joked Jeff Bullas, a social media marketing strategist and speaker.
Some of the children laugh and joke.
(It was also an anti-children joke: "The only child I think I would have liked ever was Helen Keller, because she didn't talk").
Your character in Obvious Child jokes about resembling Anne Frank; does being Jewish inform your work?
One man is devastated to overhear the mother of his child joking derisively with friends about his crummy minimum-wage job.
Because, just like I did, my daughter loves them – even the Saucepan Man, whose bad hearing makes for endless (unbearable for an adult, hilarious for a child) jokes.
"I guess I didn't get enough attention as a child," joked Sarchian, who also is a personal trainer.
Most of the roastees have a couple of ground rules — no jokes about their children, no jokes about deceased family members — but "Sheen had none," the show's executive producer, Joel Gallen, said, exuberant.
There is a children's joke that goes something like this: Why was Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?
