Sentence examples for child crap from inspiring English sources

I picked Hal up and discovered the full horror; all parents know the one, where the poo goes far beyond what seems humanly possible and you wonder, how can my child crap over his own shoulders?

He remains baffled at the way the British approach eating: "You have this middle-class culture of feeding the children crap at teatime and then sitting down to better food when they are in bed.

In the neatly groomed look of the child star crap electronic music, remember that it really is a bunch of suits in a room deciding how to shape popular culture.

When Hans finally learned to bend his knees and relieve himself on the floor, Luther rejoiced, reporting to a friend that the child had "crapped in every corner of the room".

Don't crowd your child with the crap that you were raised with and realize that they're their own little beings and they have to grow and learn as they go.

A new report condemns fathers for being physically absent and emotionally distant; when upset, just one in 10 children seeks out crap dad.

(Helen) When I was a child and all this crap was happening to me, I wasn' t able to be in control.

(Sally Helenn similarly suggested her need for control stemmed from the lack of it in her childhood: When I was a child and all this crap was happening to me, I wasn ' t able to be in control.

This was Peet's first novel, which he wrote because he thought football books for children were "pretty much crap".

The football theme that runs through three of his four novels is natural for him, he said: not only did he feel that all football books for children were "pretty much crap", but he was an obsessive football player himself until he "discovered wine, women and cigarettes".

"The only resources big cities produce are crap and children," Hans told me.