And for all their fantasies of being heralded at LAX as the authentic plummy-mouthed ancestors of all America and getting cheered through the taxi queue by cops who want to know whether they've ever met The Queen, they ultimately get the same treatment as Danes or Spaniards or Australians.
Sure enough, on Tuesday's opening night the Joyce audience stood to cheer through the curtain calls.
His supporters ran cheering through the streets of Lahore, honking horns and, in some instances, firing bursts of celebratory gunshots.
With strong musical background apparent in their confident playing, the band kept the crowd cheering through the three-hour explosion of music.
When wheels had all but disappeared we somehow pulled out, sending a cheer through the jungle as we burst onto dry land.
The raucous fans played along with every stunt and stood and cheered through the fourth straight tournament victory by Holly McPeak and Elaine Youngs in the women's division.
At the medical school, students in white coats marched, cheering, through the front doors, making a "V" for victory with their fingers.
With that in mind, the charity is attempting to spread a little cheer through the City of London today using space hoppers, smoothies and massages.
"On the barges and the bridges and the banks of the river there were people who had taken their places to cheer through the mist, undaunted by the rain," he Queen, 86, observed in her message.
"My cousin has visited near there!" When Harry finally arrived there was a subdued cheer through the crowd and he took his time talking to a group of school children, and then people in the crowd.
