Every ticket is scanned and checked (God forbid you're issued a ticket and you don't go).
Last time I checked, God made the Winter Solstice when he set the planets on their orbit around the sun".
"The last time I checked, God was religious," Janice Rael, vice president of the Delaware Valley chapter of Americans United for Separation of Church and State, told Fox News.
God often gets blamed for the current hostilities, but last time I checked, God taught of the divinity of all humans and didn't cynically build a political career at the expense of innocent lives.
Even the best, heroic persons in the Bible made many and some horrifying mistakes by failing to follow the Father's principles of patience, love, forgiveness, making peace, overcoming doubts and all the odds (try checking God's word before and after conflicts).
"I pray that you can hold them in check before, God forbid, their reckless actions kill someone," said Harry J. Farrell, the president of Local 1-2.
He returned to hear what the Angel had to say only after his wife and close friends convinced him that it might be worth a return trip up the mountain, just to check if God was really trying to get in touch.
There's a wide range of attractions - check out God's back office admin centre at Bristol Cathedral, see if Casualty (which is filmed in the city) is in any way realistic at the Queen Elizabeth hospital, or hold your nose and take a trip around a sewage treatment works.
She'd been no angel herself, having done (yes) a few drugs in her day, and also she didn't exactly love the idea of showing up at the pearly gates or whatnot and having St. Whoever look her up in his book and go, Whoa, hey, I was just sitting here tabulating the number of guys you had in your life, and, yikes, can you wait here a second while I go check with God on what the limit is? Sweep, sweep.
As we winced in solidarity with Eddie, the Welsh Steves fumbled through the shoot and Steele paced around the room, massaging his temples, stopping only to glance at the heavens to check whether God was done pissing all over his day.
