It's my birthday!" Selena joins the heckling, standing above the cheap bastards in high heels and a power pose.
The company's misfortune, in addition to overexpansion, is that recent economic turmoil came right on the heels of cheaper alternatives that were already chipping away at market share.
So I found the cheapest pair of black heels in Shoe Zone, inexpertly applied my makeup and suppressed groans when drunk men put their arm around my waist.
In cheaper pumps, the heel is attached separately, or "spanked on" in shoe-speak.
In the meantime, to revive the baseball analogy, these companies may have plenty of strong seasons left, but there will always be younger, cheaper upstarts nipping at their heels.
Instead, you'll spend the autumn of your life as the bumbling, confused old head-robot-supervisor in the warehouse, desperately trying to keep hold of your faculties and your job as younger, cheaper workers snap at your heels, jealous that unlike them, you're keeping up with the weekly payments on your drone-delivered Morrison's parcel.
But mostly, the broad-shouldered, wedge-shaped jackets, super-short black leather skirts, one-shoulder sequin tops and zebra stripe skirts, all worn with glitter ankle socks tucked into kitten heels, seemed to be deliberately cheap-looking and garish.
I wonder whether I'm finally witnessing a real human connection in this world of mirrors, dry ice, cheap perfume and exceptionally tall transparent high heels.
Barbie: Get a cheap blonde wig wear pink clothes pink heels and bright make up.
