He changes the name from "Pipenta" to "Filboid Studge" and advertises it with a series of gruesome pictures.
Labour MP Pat McFadden, who sat on the commission, said the outcome "simply changes the name plate on what was already happening".
Inscrutably, she changes the name on the title page to her own, sends it off to a publisher, and then goes on holiday with her best mate Lanna.
"Call your friend Jerry back and tell him he has Mr. Steinbrenner's permission to use the Yankees uniform but on one condition: He changes the name of the Costanza character.
It also changes the name of Pakistan's North West Frontier Province to Khyber-Pakhtoonkhwa. Renaming the province was included in the package by the ruling party to get support from the Awami National Party, a Pashtun nationalist party that leads the provincial government in the northwest.
The draft resolution, which is scheduled to be approved in a few days, also changes the name of the Congo mission, a move analysts say is intended to appease the government and reflect that the peacekeepers are there to support, not usurp, the national army's security duties.
