In recent weeks, mammoth-sized icicles have been causing shit all over Saskatoon.
Causing shit was so intoxicating, it became the best way to pass the time.
Just fuckin' causing shit was the true desire and getting away with it and living to tell the story.
Then there was Michael Reiss, director of education at the Royal Society, taking a leaf out of Rowan Williams' book How to Cause a Shit Storm Without Really Trying by suggesting that creationism should not necessarily be excluded from discussion in science classrooms.
Jess Harvell in Pitchfork in 2005 wrote that "Rakim's innovation was applying a patina of intellectual detachment to rap's most sacred cause: talking shit about how you're a better rapper than everyone else".
What caused the shit to come to life is not for me to say.
"The children can't sleep!" The news of the dumping caused a shit storm of reactions in the French political sphere, just one week after the county's human rights commission released a report highlighting the "institutionalization" of anti-Roma prejudice.
"I talk shit cause I know I can cause I'm a lawyer.
"They've caused a shit-storm".
The other was typhoid, a savage bacterial disease caused by shit-tainted food and water.
