Or would you feign outrage, like Captain Renault's in "Casablanca": "I am shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!"Such are the emotions that Europe's leaders feel as their friends across the Mediterranean are toppled by long-suffering subjects.
Because they could not play their home qualifying games in Guinea, the Syli relocated to Casablanca.
1. Casablanca With its glorious Art Deco buildings, Casablanca deserves to become the Miami of Morocco.
I think it's about time we asked ourselves how to help instead of being critical," said Hind, a 17-year-old high school student in Casablanca.
Her journey had taken her out to the Azores, on to Casablanca in Morocco, and Bône (now Annaba) in Algeria.
On the two-hour journey from Casablanca airport, where our driver warned of Morocco's dangerous drivers, who neither dipped their lights nor slowed down at corners, the headlights revealed the horror of a thousand crushed or limping frogs, excited by torrential rain.
Best of Morocco has a five-night self-drive itinerary, flying to Ouarzazate from Heathrow, via Casablanca, including a camel trek into the Sahara, from £790, including flights, transfers, accommodation and car hire.
Mali, still led by Seydou Keita, will be doughty as ever; Cameroon, seemingly relieved to be rid of the turbulent presence of Samuel Eto'o, breezed through qualifying after an awful World Cup, while Guinea are the romantic hope, having qualified despite having to play their home games in Casablanca because of the Ebola crisis.
In fact, I find myself reacting much like Captain Renault in the film Casablanca, when he declares himself "shocked – shocked – to find that gambling is going on" at Rick's.
Royal Air Maroc (royalairmaroc.com) has daily flights to Casablanca from Heathrow, with connections to Agadir, Fez, Marrakesh and Ouarzazate.
Some have felt that the Mr Moto films wrecked Lorre, turning him from a highly inventive character actor into a Hollywood hack, even though some of his most memorable roles (including Casablanca) came after them.
