There, the Razor company has set up a drifting track, fitted with cones, to test its new Crazy Cart, a 12-mph electric scooter-cart that, with the pull of a brake lever, can drift like a gymkhana machine.
The Crazy Cart is a summer fun machine, not a sleet and ice machine.
While I did say that the Razor Crazy Cart was, well, crazy, it's well worth a closer look if you have the space and safety equipment to send your kids careening around your driveway at about twenty miles per hour.
If that works out for you, try the Crazy Cart XL, which can go 17 mph and whizzes like a rocket.
One of the carts had a crazy wheel that chattered when the boy pushed it; Lane Dean always knew when that cart was coming down the rows.
Tens of thousands of likes, shares and comments later, it's fair to say that their idea to dress up as characters from the video game Mario Kart and tear through the mall on Crazy Carts, dropping bananas along the way, has struck a chord.
I ask, why are there not brakes on those crazy carts?
The room was silent, except for the adding machines and the chattering sound of that one kid's cart that had a crazy wheel as the cart boy brought it down a certain row with more files, but also he kept hearing in his head the sound a piece of paper makes when you tear it in half over and over.
But in the spirit of not wanting to make a scene -- or be carted off as a crazy woman -- I kept my mouth shut and smiled like everyone else.
Take a look at a sampling of the creative, crazy costumes and cart decorations that were on display this weekend, and vote for your favorites.
We had plans to have batting practice out on the field, but I can remember going over to Ford Field in a golf cart and getting rained on like crazy.
