Let me recommend various ivory handled hammers, a 14-piece pocketknife, a mother-of-pearl cup in the shape of a parrot, silk doublets trimmed in silver and gold, a brass horn, several automatons, which move about on hidden mechanized wheels, and a brass seeder, through which August, in his princely role as the country's chief caretaker, could drop seeds into the ground without having to kneel.
You don't need to become their caretaker, but dropping off a casserole once a month would go a very long way.
"Standing on the sidelines watching a team do that well, it's a bit surreal to be honest," admitted caretaker manager Andy Liddell, who even dropped top scorer Adam Le Fondre and skipper Ryan Cresswell.
He did not see any of the drops fall while he was caretaker.
The third story features Lily Gladstone as Jamie, a young caretaker at a horse farm who drops in on an adult-education class and strikes up a tense and tenuous friendship with the teacher, a young lawyer named Beth (Kristen Stewart).
Friends are always dropping by, and as sole caretaker of the property, Mr. Burke has a never-ending list of tasks.
The Eagles picked up just seven points from their first 12 league games last season under Ian Holloway and caretaker manager Keith Millen, and were considered favourites to drop back into the Championship at the first time of asking.
Blackburn caretaker manager Gary Bowyer is confident his side can avoid the drop and says they can claim 18 points from their remaining six games.
A third would not necessarily avert the drop and Paul Fairclough, who returned to free-falling Barnet as caretaker manager in midweek, bullishly declared: "We will win next week.
Vale, who have won both home games since Rob Page took caretaker charge, move out of the relegation zone, leapfrogging Yeovil, who have dropped into the bottom four after suffering a third straight defeat.
