The exhibition catalogue and captions will say it is "by Leonardo da Vinci" – which is about the most spectacular claim you can make for any old painting.
One features thousands of pasteable images, mainly of European leaders in humiliating photoshopped incidents or with captions pointing out their weakness and stupidity, or showing Putin making hilarious wisecracks and winning the day.
"Make this the year YOU discover a new destination," he sarcastically writes in its captions, recalling the banal exhortations of holiday brochures.
He would then add captions and dialogue to the artwork to complete it.
The Polish Anti-Defamation League accused the film of failing to acknowledge Germany's wartime occupation of the country and launched a petition, now signed by around 40,000 people, demanding that Ida be screened with captions outlining the historical context.
False breasts were banned from page 3 (at readers' request) in 1997, and the cheesier poses and wildly punning captions ("A lovely bit of rump and the topside's tasty too... MEAT luscious Laura Frankland – the first Page Three beauty who is also a qualified BUTCHER") were binned a year later.
The News Now model allows papers to shed staff by training reporters to subedit and headline their own stories as well as take photographs and write captions.
I looked at the illustrations and laughed, then I tried to read the captions underneath these delightful scratchy drawings.
The first one would leave a complaint about some problem or other, or simply post a link, then the other two would wade in, using links to articles on Kremlin-friendly websites and "comedy" photographs lampooning western or Ukrainian leaders with abusive captions.
Moi, meanwhile, was an ordinary femme who had worked her way up from the bainlieues to devenir one of the most powerful women in French journalism, écrirant les photo captions pour les célébrités.
The company is planning to make photographers and subeditors redundant and train reporters to "use multimedia, as well as write headlines, captions and fact boxes and copy-check their work", according to a Fairfax company announcement.
