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If you've ever been to a Guess, Cactus Club, Abercrombie, or TOPSHOP you've likely grooved along with number 10 on our list; the capitalist dogs on top of the local DJ shit list.
Maurice et Patapon depicted an anti-capitalist dog and cat; Marcel Keuf, le Flic, showed a bigoted policeman; and Charbonnier lampooned the former French president Nicolas Sarkozy as an ailing vampire.
We could attempt to understand why he's doing this by going off what he's said, but the results are as apt to be bounded by reality as the reasons why a kid "playing spies" is creeping around the house making pew-pew noises and calling you "Capitalist Laser Dog".
Yes, comrades, we have the capitalist running dogs of New Labour in our sights!
For many years the despised pastime of the capitalist running dogs, polo is now the sport of choice for rich young Chinese.
"Four Seasons, 50 hotels, 22 countries, one philosophy" goes the credo, and though I'm dead leftwing you've got to admire these capitalist running dogs when they really pull it off.
That may be a leap to most people, but the facts are that protecting yourself against the vagaries of markets, leaders and capitalist running dogs has never been more important or perilous.
Here is a bit of wisdom you won't find in Mao's Little Red Book: The embalmed bodies of former communist leaders make great tourist attractions, bringing in the the big money carried by capitalist running dogs.
In the dog-eat-dog capitalist world of his day, Carnegie had a simple and brilliantly successful formula for succeeding in the steel business: quickly adopt the latest technology so as always to be the low-cost producer and thus profitable, even in bad times; retain profits in good times to be able to snap up failing competitors at bargain prices.
