Sentence examples for can someone please send from inspiring English sources

Can someone please send over some Valium, stat, because this comedown is a goddamn killer.

Can someone please send this link to Mrs. Burns and tell her I want the Darth Vader apron for Christmas.

Someone, please send help!

Someone please send me to Mars," tweeted another.

Can someone please sing "Soft Kitty" to Sheldon, though?

Can someone please explain why?

Can someone please look into this?

Can someone please sort Steven Finn out?

Can someone please teach it to the Archbishop of Canterbury?

And can someone please hand me a towel?

Can someone please, please, give a rational, clear reason why all this happened?