The first time Kloeden drove at the campers he missed Tony Cotchilli's blanket by around a metre.
Communal barbecue nights, table football and pool table ensure there's plenty of opportunity to mix with fellow campers.
South of Bariloche are a string of pleasant towns, including El Bolsón – a former hippy hangout, and still popular with Argentinian campers – and Cholila, where Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid bought a ranch (you can visit Cassidy's log cabin there).
From £14.70-£19.30 for a basic grass pitch based on two campers, to £22.30-£27.50 for a large pitch with picnic table.
Now string up in the trees, and look forward to compliments from your fellow campers.
As you walk towards your pitch, fellow campers greet you, usually with a cheery wave and a hearty hello.
Kwementyaye – who'd returned home from a night out only to discover that he had run out of cigarettes – visited the Todd to see if he could blag one from the campers.
Two campers testified that the men were swearing at them, shouting "niggers" and "black bastards" and that they "stink".
On the Todd river, the battle against campers that had been squalling along for more than a century was gathering force once more, with rangers confiscating blankets or soaking them with water and making them unusable.
The second time he drove at the campers, he ran straight over Cotchilli's blanket, the old man scrabbling to hide behind a tree.
You could say I put the perv in to camper van – but, although I'll admit they're cute, campers aren't really my thing.
