By the fag end of the Cannes competition the legs have gone, the brain is woolly and the films themselves appear to have come out in sympathy.
The facts Based on a 1993 novel by Robert Rodi, Fag Hag is about a woman who takes the concept of fag hag to its extreme: when her gay friend gets a boyfriend, she starts stalking him.
Our latest interview is punctuated by regular fag breaks, Farage looks forward wistfully to a post-referendum PFL ("Proper Farage Lunch," of the strictly liquid variety), and he shudders about the ghastliness of political types ("so dishonest").
The voice – high, fluting yet saturated with a sense of command, honed by shouting "fag, toast my crumpets!" down long, ancient corridors – inquired whether Vince Cable agreed that countries with flexible labour laws had the best growth and those with the least flexible had the highest unemployment.
Granted, there's nothing particularly edgy or intrepid about a taking a Thomas Cook flight, hopping on an airport transfer bus, and washing down an all-you-can-eat buffet with a pina colada, followed by a fag on a sun lounger.
OK Thunder's Durant flips God by praising fag Collins.
But now it seems the Libertine is going for a more direct route to fund his existence in Paris (where he is reportedly sharing a flat with Home Alone's Macaulay Culkin) by selling off fag butts smoked by his famous acquaintances.
She courted controversy in nightclubs by smoking fags and snogging girlfriends.
" Especially on boards such as /b/, there tends to be a massive flood of "cancerous" threads, or clichéd, annoying threads created by new fags or "Underage B&'s" trying to fit in.
More recently, we have seen a variety of disparaging terms adopted with pride, from "fag" and "dyke" by homosexuals, to "crone" and "hag" by members of some neo-pagan groups.
I spot a few guys grabbing a last fag by the baggage tents, then I see two Super Marios and a Roman centurion.
