After several years there, the family moved back to the U.S., bouncing from one university town to the next, finally settling in Albuquerque when he was 7. Judge liked to draw, and he and Jay would invent and do voices for their own characters, like the Butt Cleaner: "My brother mostly drew it.
He bends over so I can clean the bullshit off his butt and drags his hair is a puddle of piss.
If guests smoked, throw out all ash remains and butts and clean the ashtrays.
The firing pins broke, the magazine fell off, the bolt-release button broke, the triggers got stuck, the cleaning kit wouldn't clean, the butt plate broke, the cheek-pad fell off, the cheek-pad melted, the cartridge cases wouldn't eject properly, the bolt carrier didn't fit properly, the locking pins holding the gun together were inadequate, and the safety catch wasn't safe.
Here's the Scoop on JApan's New Toilet Museum.
'I'll clean your butt for 50 cents.' " Judge paused, then went on, " 'I'll clean your butt for free.' You'd shut the door, and he'd be peeping through windows".
It was a person like a shoeshine boy — he had the box — and he had a foreign accent, and he would come to your door and say, 'I'll clean your butt for a dollar,' " Judge said, shortening his vowels and rolling his R's.
At home, I get the dreaded, "I'm done" call which means come and clean my butt.
We also had the "you're going to have to clean your butt at school talk" too this past summer.
