Watching Nancy's face contort in 50 shades of disgust as she gushes on about every horrific detail of the victim's butchery and Jodi's one-week cold sore is just too funny -- were it not for the fact that this was a real man whose life and death have been turned to televised tabloid fodder.
A fourth generation farmer, Anna Longthorp has tended to pigs and cows on her family's farm in east Yorkshire since she was old enough to walk, and now runs her own pork-specialist enterprise and butchery, Anna's Happy Trotters.
Mzoli's (also known as Mzoli's Place, Mzoli's Meat, or Mzoli's Butchery) is a butchery in Gugulethu, a township on the outskirts of Cape Town, South Africa.
Waving placards saying "Baird Out" and "Save Sydney from Baird's butchery", thousands rallied on Sunday outside Sydney's town hall to protest a swathe of policies introduced by the NSW premier, Mike Baird.
Why British military action against Isis's barbarity, but not Assad's butchery?
Adel al-Jubeir, the Saudi foreign minister, repeatedly reminded the room of Assad's butchery, referring to him Homerically as "the man who's killed three hundred thousand people".
Ask anyone who has recoiled at the abbatoir butchery in Georges Franju's "Blood of the Beasts," wept at the death of Robert Bresson's saintlike donkey Balthazar (or Bambi's mother, for that matter) or paused to ponder the fate of the ox in "Apocalypse Now," the horse in "Andrei Rublev" or the dogs in "Amores Perros".
The West began to avert its gaze once the surge and the Sunni Awakening of 2006 to 2008 began to halt the country's sectarian butchery, and the American military's body count, too, began to precipitously fall.
More than 5,000 Syrians have died from President Bashar al-Assad's butchery.
If we were to pick a favourite, we would go for Burhan's Butchery in Mayfair.
