He said, "Tribals now in many areas don't keep their pigs, goats, and chickens alive, but rather eat them.
The egg, sugar and other Big Food industries, seeing a risk to profits, demanded that guidelines not say "eat less" of the offending foods but rather eat more "low-fat" foods.
But, rest assured, the ending is a happy one, and there are some lovely lines along the way: "He made it through the night but would rather eat his hat / For breakfast everyday than spend another night like that". Though it helps if you have met Snufkin, the Groke and a fillyjonk or four before, this is an excellent addition to the Moomin canon.
"But I'd rather eat at home.
Some people will compromise what they eat to wear certain outfits, but I'd rather eat a nice dinner than put on a crop top.
Well, it's also for viewing movies and whatnot, but I'd rather eat glass than watch a movie on a phone.
Sure, it's great, messy fun to dye eggs, but who'd rather eat a hard-boiled egg than a piece of candy?
Hang on, but would you rather eat a piece of your own crap for £1,000, drink a mug of your own puke for £1,000, or drink a pint of somebody else's sweat for £5,000?
Perhaps it's my advancing age, my predilection for playing the sourpuss or merely my growing disinterest in ceremony of any sort, but I'd rather eat in the shit end of a shopping centre than get gussied up for a night on the town in the kind of genericly chic hotspots that now litter America's cities.
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