Next comes the part where the owner's crying about the business shitting money and Gordon's brow, normally on a good 40percentt Furrowed, is folded over itself like laundry, clocking in at a smooth 100percentt.
"Really, the whole music business is shit, isn't it?" he says.
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I'm not going to trot out the business about shit and roses (which is exactly what it does smell like) but I do wonder, bone-thin girl who works up front, why does your shit smell like dust? 76.
"It's a shit business," he would say – through gritted teeth, while dusting himself down ahead of the next rejection – of a music industry he still believed he could conquer.
Business has been shit for the past two weeks.
I do have this theory, though, about what caused this Groupocalypse -- and try to pay close attention here, because it might get a little technical: selling coupons is a shit business idea.
– and then, just at your lowest ebb, just when you are staring into the campfire like it's the abyss and wondering what you ever did with your life, Noel Edmonds turns up, cheery as ever, six hundred grand in his pocket, and says "Hi guys!" and "Let's eat some worms!" It's a shit business.
It's fun as hell to blow $8 on PayPal a few times a day supporting small businesses selling cool shit, right?
Enter the mobile toilet business, with the tagline: "Shit business is serious business".
