You know, burnt turkeys, melted cookie sheets, accidentally inappropriate decor and the like.
"It smells like burnt barbecue turkey potato chips," said Mr. Monge.
I made a lonely old Buchan farmer happy, my wife incensed, and the turkey burnt.
With all that pressure, you want to make absolutely sure nothing goes wrong -- no dry turkeys, burnt stuffing or broken gravies.
littlenans.co.uk The Christmas meal is always a crisis: burnt potatoes, soggy parsnips, turkey grease on Uncle Norman's sweater, and the annual outing of Satan's mini cabbages.
"Fried turkey equals very burnt boyfriend".
Seasoned, jaded viewers who have stuck with this sequinned turkey of a series through burnt kidney souffles, the death throes of eclampsia and tingle-free impotence deserved more, far more, than Molesley and his sticky wicket.
★★★ Tesco Finest Turkey Gravy 350ml, £1.50, tesco.com Almost tastes burnt.
Sides include silky collard greens with bits of smoked turkey and sweet, caramelized baked beans flecked with burnt brisket ends.
During childbirth, a pussy can unzip in all directions, leaving it looking like burnt beef with weathered, grey, drooping lobes; less camel toe, more turkey's wattle.
