After making two bum shots, Colby managed to score the first point for the Pathetics, but not until after Voldepussy had made two spectacularly lame shots herself.
From steamy bikini-clad poses to bent over bum shots to public sexy-time propositions to her husband, Ashton Kutcher, if Moore were our mom, we'd say cut it out!
Perhaps taking account of modern sexual mores, Henry Garrett, who plays one of the missionaries, is the subject of The Wicker Tree's lingering bum-shot as he wades into a lake, while Honeysuckle Weeks, best known as Samantha Stewart on ITV's Foyle's War, spends much of the film in a state of undress.
But I would've got a bum-double for bum-shots".
The phrase "bum-double for bum-shots" ringing in my ears, I try to piece together what else is going on.
That they do their genitals-apart hug and lingering-bum-shot walk out of frame, then go to a green room, where they are smiling, saying that even through they didn't get picked they had fun, that actually they'd never been all that comfortable with their bodies before today, that standing there with their dicks out and face obscured was liberating, almost, freeing.
Further, in the last several years the Internet has seen a proliferation of "bum fight" videos, shot by young men and boys who are seen beating the homeless or who pay transients a few dollars to fight each other.
That shot of her bum on the opening credits has acquired added poignancy.
From the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers opening, through the Starsky & Hutch "gunfight in a warehouse" set-pieces, to the contractual-obligation shots of Kurylenko's bum, this is utter pants.
They were on this bridge where all the bums take shits and cholos get shot and found these two handling each other.
