The phrase "bum crack" is correct and can be used in written English.
It is a colloquial term used to refer to the visible area between the buttocks when wearing tight pants or low-rise bottoms. Example: As she bent over to pick up the dropped pen, her friends couldn't help but snicker at the sight of her visible bum crack.
The piece winds to a halt with abject displays of bum crack and pubic hair.
Is full-piece swimwear really more offensive than seeing a middle-aged bum crack?
It's called "trickle down" and a vivid example would be the trousers cut so low that they revealed the bum crack, notoriously first shown by late British designer Alexander McQueen, in 1996.
You can only show one inch down from the bum crack... ...... and with uncooperative subjects.
People care, deeply, but are generally reasonable once you've explained something to them be it struggling a bit mentally sometimes or tie-dying the hair in your bum crack.
As Pricasso put the final touches to his masterpiece by dragging it through his bum crack, I thought to myself: "Mum might be pissed I missed Sunday Lunch but, she's sure gonna be chuffed with her Christmas present".
Clubs exist either so that members can snuggle their noses into potential employers' bum cracks and eat shitty pizza and get blind drunk together.
You don't get a numb bum from a rotten theatre seat and you can crack on doing whatever you like while listening to a play.
Their photographs give off an oddly crestfallen aura, their weatherbeaten faces etched with confused disappointment: they look like workmen who have just been informed that the EU has declared tea-breaks and wearing jeans that expose your bum-crack illegal.
The thought enters my mind that the next step to get noticed may be to waltz into an employer's office with my CV painted across my naked flesh, but even then I'm sure they'd find fault in the fact that my employment history is slightly obscured by my bum-crack and would usher me out quietly and assure me that they would keep my details on file for six months.
The Mail will write a story pretending to be appalled by, say, a celebrity parent letting their 13-year-old daughter go out in a leather miniskirt and a push-up bra, while showing you 47 photographs from different angles of her in the push-up bra – and quick, here's another shot where you can almost see up one side of her bum-crack.
