"And Kelsey," I wonder, "is your fiance, a finance bro named Chad who's wearing flip-flops and doing the 'shocker' in your engagement photo, really even your best friend?
This week, footage emerged of a corny American bro named Josh Bowmar spearing a black bear in Alberta.
If you've been following along with the fuckery in Toronto, a Liberty Village bro named Michael Adam Lemke just caught ten charges for a string of rental frauds.
Some bro named Dean has turned up in his work jeans and T-shirt, and, to get into the spirit of things, accessorized with a dollar-store mask.
It starred a coiffured bro named Wex Major, who set out to save his eight kidnapped companions, who together comprise the "Wild 9" of the title.
Into the void of the absent Tiger Woods has appeared a Tiger-sized army of a vastly different stripe, for a bro named Jordan Spieth, the 22-year-old defending Masters champion who walked back into Augusta on Thursday morning like he owned the joint.
I wouldn't mind learning French, but the article also includes the harrowing story of a bro named Chad, who says that whenever his fiancee goes out of town he starts drinking champagne in the shower at 8 AM, playing Madden for hours, and only subsisting on French bread pizza.
Then I asked "who sent you?" He said "bros" [a name called older males]…."now take it to bros" I said.
Many of the modern country singers in the bro mode name-drop old country legends, namely Conway Twitty, whose 1980 hit "I'd Love to Lay You Down" has, unfortunately, become something of a sacred script.
The PsinSNPV genome sequence contains two baculovirus repeated ORFs (bro genes), named according to their order in the genome: bro-a (ORF-33) and bro-b (ORF-69).
And for the average viewer in their twenties or thirties, the name Bros doesn't mean a lot; their biggest hit, "When Will I Be Famous", is not exactly as ubiquitous now as other hits from the same era.
