Kettle made two key decisions that ended dreams of a meeting with the real Chelsea at Stamford Bridge next month.
The blast happened in Oruba Square, the same area in which around 950 Shia worshippers were killed during a stampede on a bridge earlier this month.
Glenn Murray, Bournemouth's matchwinner at Stamford Bridge last month, again contributed the decisive goal, five minutes from time after coming on as a substitute.
When the city's Department of Transportation changed the direction of traffic on the upper roadway of the Queensboro Bridge last month because of construction, it helped alleviate traffic on the Manhattan side of the bridge during the morning and evening rush.
We are all relieved to hear that Love Actually star and Perfect Moment diva Martine McCutcheon narrowly avoided being in the vicinity of the terrorist attack on Westminster Bridge last month.
Mourinho led Chelsea to the Premier League title last season, but left Stamford Bridge last month after what the club's technical director, Michael Emenalo, described as a "palpable discord" with the players.
Somewhat surprisingly, Mourinho sent out the attacking formation that appeared at Stamford Bridge last month, with Samuel Eto'o and Goran Pandev on either side of Milito, and the formula worked just as well on their home turf.
Chelsea have written to the victim, known as Souleymane S, and invited him and his family to attend the second leg of the Champions League tie with Paris Saint-Germain at Stamford Bridge next month.
When militants blew up a major bridge last month in Ramadi, less than a mile from the American base on the outskirts of the city, no American forces responded.
While the teams around them have slumped to resounding defeats, Villa have only lost one match by more than a single goal this season – when Alan Hutton scored a freak own goal in a 2-0 defeat at Stamford Bridge earlier this month.
