We have never seen children this clever, confident, and brave," said Zubair Ahmad, Assistant Director of Pakistan's Child Protection and Welfare Bureau.
Still, browsing is fun if you dare brave the shop assistants and there's sure to be a beach party you can join if you fancy dancing 'til dawn.
Eventually one of the braver reporters will accept a microphone from a team assistant and venture to ask a question about the night's game.
"That team just killed people, scored so easily," said Bob McAdoo, the Heat's assistant coach, who joined the old Buffalo Braves as a rookie the next season.
For all such brave words, the Fifa‑listed Scottish referee Morag Pirie, who has been an assistant referee in Champions League games, fears that Keys and Gray may have placed female officials under unacceptable mental strain.
But the striker's far-post header, after McGugan's left-wing corner had been flicked on by Boyd, was ruled out for offside by assistant referee Ron Ganfield as the Swans somehow continued their brave resistance.
Cell phones, mobile radios, faxes and tiny digital assistants were supposed to make life better in this brave new world of communications.
Among the 12 other tourgoers also braving the 29-degree temperature that afternoon was Elisabeth Striedinger, a 28-year-old marketing assistant from Vienna and a graduate of the University of Vienna.
Then he would brave the hanging jury of fans who congregated outside the Park-n-Ride lot where the assistant coaches had to park their cars.
Cook praised coach Peter Moores and assistant coach Paul Farbrace, adding: "We have needed a kick up the backside and they have been brave enough to do that".
