Sentence examples for brains jokes from inspiring English sources

Republicans need a "Sarah Palin with brains," jokes Feehery of the former Republican vice-presidential candidate, who later resigned as governor of Alaska for a career as a professional conservative figurehead and speechmaker.

And have you created any good -- or terrible -- brain-tumor jokes?

Online, John Cheese is a bold personality who will thwack your brain with jokes and sagacity; in person, he's generous and unstintingly polite.

When this supposedly dizzy dame puts a smart, witty spin on "If I Only Had a Brain," the joke resonates.

E-mail address GO SIGN UP Share Tweet That last one deals with the brain mechanisms behind jokes.

They gather after each debate for a peculiar ritual known as the "spin room" that has taken on an outsize importance in a political season defined by gaffes (a brain freeze), flubbed jokes (a $10,000 bet) and factually challenged assertions (suggesting a vaccine causes mental retardation).

"The divots are probably extra space in my skull for brains," I half-joked.

Though fodder for jokes, as brain-preservation technology advances medical ethicists are taking it seriously.

These movies remind me of a message that I saw on a T-shirt that was at the same time a joke about brains and computers and a gentle rebuff to certain sorts of demands.

Just when they seduced my hips into following their rhythm they burst into "Eye of the Tiger" and my brain exploded with foreigner jokes, and I lost my boner.

Here's the kicker: there are precisely two of these cells, and they've been found in the brain of the male nematode worm (no jokes about men's brains or penis size, please).