He does, however, have virtualised-reality recordings of a man swinging a baseball bat, and two people bouncing a basket ball between each other.
One thing their makeshift basket lacked was a backboard, so any errant shot bouncing over the basket bounded into the alley, necessitating a timeout on nearly half of the shots taken.
But they could still hear him screaming, along with the sound of chairs clanging and laundry baskets bouncing off the floor.
He talked about playing hard and attacking the basket and bouncing back against the Knicks, their opponent on Tuesday night.
Moore's jump shot looked as majestic and silky as ever, but it often headed everywhere but into the basket, sometimes bouncing high off the rim.
Howard picked his spot, plucking a loose ball in the air in the final second of the game and softly bouncing it into the basket as the red light flashed.
Somehow, they ended up swarming Blake Griffin in a wild celebration after his three-pointer at the overtime buzzer bounced into the basket.
Roll eggs through the bunny's mouth, down the tube, landing on the trampoline and, depending on the force with which the egg is tossed down the mouth, it may bounce into the basket.
Two farmers suddenly emerged, baskets of produce bouncing on their backs.
Every bounce pass, basket, block, steal or fast break brings a voluble, unrepressed response from the sideline: a hardwood hallelujah chorus.
