When I wasn't worrying about how to stop the water breaching my bodily barriers, I was fretting about catching pond life in the miniature drag net that is a swimming costume on an ample bosom.
I haven't fulfilled my dreams = bad / I have an imposing bosom = good.
Now that Cesc Fábregas is safely ensconced in Pep Guardiola's bosom, guzzling the teat of joga bonito, the world needs a new will-to-live-sapping transfer saga.
In their reading, Iago and Othello – long-time army buddies – used to be bosom chums.
Peter's reunion with his mother and Sofia is gloriously sentimental and that whole last section in which he finds Laust's son in a workhouse and brings him back into the family's bosom is fully Dickens from start to finish, but I needed it after all of that awfulness.
What better than to have a symbol of American capitalism clasped to Russia's bosom?
"When I returned to the bosom of the family you all became Togs, Terry's Old Geezers and Gals.
"It had been 18 years since my last holiday in the concrete bosom of an NHS psych ward," he told me as we set about writing this article.
That, and a man's potential to father an indefinite number of offspring if he can find willing volunteers, might encourage him to stray from the bosom of his family.
This month, the cover of GQ, once graced by John Major, is filled mostly with the ample bosom of Jordan, a model, with the caption: "Naked ambition: How did Jordan get so, well, huge?"Indeed, the market has become so bland that there are now the stirrings of differentiation.
In two more cheerful works, both called "My New Breasts," she smilingly displays her reduced bosom.
