But when, four tracks into Madonna's 11th studio album 'Hard Candy', the 49-year-old Queen of Pop starts monotonously cooing "see my booty get down" while Pharrell Williams pants desperately over the top, my immediate reaction is sheer, hair-standing-on-end embarrassment.
On Saturday, I have to DJ a few more events, including a private gala and my regular Saturday night, Booty Me Down, at Barbarella, a local dance club.
Boots, reduced from $550 to $195; booties, marked down from $400 to $150; and shoes, reduced from $250 to $95. Bags, including totes and satchels, which were priced from $650 to $2,000, are now $150 to $400.
The savings of up to 50percentt encompassed goods like Christian Louboutin suede booties (marked down to $720 from $1,195) and coveted Marc Jacobs totes (reduced to $629 from $1,250).
On most ships, the distribution of booty was set down in writing, and it was relatively equal; pirate captains often received only twice as many shares as crewmen.
It even has the lyric: "Face down, booty up/ She say she won't, but I bet she will", so it's probably best to keep your thumb over the top of your VK Ice if Pitbull's around.
If you're concerned about perfecting your upside down booty shake, don't worry -- failing is the point.
At least they want to look across the pickup cab at their dates; Pitbull prefers another angle: "Face down, booty up — timber!" Twitter: @liledit.
Well, um, let's see.... ..), even if doing so might cast me in an unflattering light ("Well, I was kinda tired from my two hour yoga practice this morning, so I scarfed a bag of the kids' Pirate's Booty, washed it down with a pint of Kombucha, became engrossed in this truly compelling Lifetime made-for-tv movie, and then passed out on the couch for the rest of the day").
Just shake your booty up and down in a rapid motion.
