Last March Cantona was shown two red cards in four days - one for stamping on a player at Swindon, the other for committing a second bookable offence at Arsenal within two minutes of the first.
Then opt for a cabin instead (bookable through forestholidays.co.uk).
Their Gambia international Kujabi's previous notable contribution had been a goal-line clearance, but he was shown a red card for a second bookable offence.
Getting there British Airways (0870 850 9850, ba.com) flies Gatwick-Antigua from £404.90 return (for bookings made before October 31); Antigua to Tortola costs £130.50 rtn inc tax with Liat (bookable through BA).
The new de facto national carrier, Star1, is a budget airline that offers bookable seats.
Aldershot dropped to the bottom of the Football League after their stalemate with Wycombe but it wasn't an occasion for Dean Holdsworth to be too downhearted, given that his team had kept their clean sheet in spite of playing for over an hour with ten men after Anthony Tonkin's red card for two bookable offences.
The visitors' Charlie Lee was then dismissed for a second bookable offence but Peterborough were handed a lifeline late on when Stephen Gleeson was controversially adjudged to have tripped Mark Little inside the box.
Redknapp revealed that the England striker's red card, for two bookable offences in the first 15 minutes in Spain, left the 30-year-old feeling sick with regret.
There is a bookable doggie table in the bistro: "If you don't like dogs, you will not like this" warns no-nonsense co-owner Ruth Watson – so we all know where we stand, or sit.
Wolves frontman Doyle will definitely be missing after being sent off for two bookable offences during last night's 2-1 Group B victory over Armenia which clinched their play-off place.
However, Henrikh Mkhitaryan's strike two minutes later made for a tense finish which was not helped by Doyle's premature departure after he was sent off by Spanish referee Eduardo Iturralde Gonzalez for two bookable offences inside 12 minutes.
