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"They can if you hit them in the bollocks with a cricket bat... for 14 hours".
Like: there is nothing not funny about a man in a lazy, insouciant pose who gets full on pelted in the bollocks with a football, like out of nowhere, the dude going from 'smart casual' to 'doubled over in ball-based agony' in half a second flat, that is always funny, that is never not amusing, never.
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In comes Rebecca Front's new minister Nicola Murray Tuckerr: "the only other candidate was my left bollock with a smiley face drawn on it").
He hits Voldemort out of the fucking park with a bunt while scratching his bollocks with his foot.
When I was 13, I bought Never Mind the Bollocks with Christmas money from my grandparents, put a paperclip through my already-pierced ear, and called myself punk rock.
Or maybe something more chewy, as Whitehall tweeted: "Look forward to seeing him eating kangaroo bollocks with Gemma Collins from TOWIE".
Hawley, who still lives in Sheffield, said the city council had "dropped a colossal bollock" with its handling of the tree-felling scheme.
"They kept players with bollocks who showed a collective strength.
Witchcraft: Amid the metaphysical, anti-rational bollocks was a reminder of what man-made churches can do.
Thomas's contemporary reworking of those sentiments Bakewell considers almost unworthy of comment, though former BBC royal correspondent Jennie Bond's pithy summing up of his position as "complete bollocks" meets with her approval.
By swearing I mean something more than saying "bollocks" when dropping a hammer on one's big toe.
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