I do also think there's a whole obfuscating kind of bollocks out there as well which scratches its chin and tells you it's really serious, and I'm not interested in that, but at the same time the most inspirational book for me was Joyce's Ulysses - although it's not an easy read, it is an incredibly nourishing work.
A place lined with pubs named after the locals in British sitcoms from the 1970s, Fish N Chip shops and whey powder wankers in neon headbands, blind-drunk on Sea Breezes, puking in storm drains, poking their bollocks out the side of their mankinis and generally performing a kind of cultural Dresden of piss and tack.
This Vine of a man popping his dick and bollocks out the front of his suit has everything.
And there's something charming about watching Roger "the Bastard" wander around in his tattered straw boater, fish-out-of-water as he effs and mutters "bollocks" at the swirling array of fruit and vegetables.
Shying away from the laugh-out-loud bollocks of the altogether more enjoyable TV movie William & Kate, this addresses the most inaccessible part of Princess Diana's over-exposed life – her relationship with heart surgeon Hasnat Khan – to oddly pointless, speculative effect.
That's why the prime minister is more than happy to let it be known that he is trying to introduce a ban on new onshore wind – and his deputy can brief that the Lib Dems are blocking it without fearing the type of "bollocking" recently dished out to Michael Gove.
Frankly it's a relief to be getting shot of the necessity of watching such bollocks play out.
"Your band is a load of fucking bollocks," shouts one of many hecklers.
Like: there is nothing not funny about a man in a lazy, insouciant pose who gets full on pelted in the bollocks with a football, like out of nowhere, the dude going from 'smart casual' to 'doubled over in ball-based agony' in half a second flat, that is always funny, that is never not amusing, never.
The spectacle of modern Americans talking bollocks about their state of mind didn't appear in many films.
