"So for the next couple of weeks I called him 'Mr. Bollocks' whenever I called on him".
If you will indulge some technical jargon, all of this is what criminologists call bollocks.
I'm going to call "bollocks" on this and wonder why/who the Daily Mail wrote this story up without first realizing we're talking about a freaking tank here and no matter how big a projector you throw up I suspect you'll be able to see the bastard from fifty miles away, camouflage or not.
"A lot of the time, I just keep an eye on stuff, and if anything happens I'll step in and give someone a bollocking – verbally – or call the police," says Clown. "A Real Life Superhero's most important gadget is their mobile".
It was Jones who ultimately played most of the bass parts during the Bollocks recordings; Howard calls his rudimentary, rumbling approach the "explosive missing ingredient" of the Sex Pistols' sound.
But, unlike the Pythons, who went from university into theatre and television, he is a college dropout who got his comedy experience as a street performer, and became a masterly purveyor of what in the trade is called "comedy bollocks" — or, as he explains his particular brand, "take highbrow stuff, well researched, then talk shit about it".
A few weeks after they've texted you at 6AM to tell you they've settled on a name for your vegan shoe shop – "Planted", or "To My Toes", or some bollocks – they'll stop calling when they said they would.
"Well, I'd call that total bollocks," she replies – with great emphasis on the bollocks.
And it's definitely good to hear someone calling something "the bollocks" again after all these years.
But a few fights later (including a hard-fought second win against Derek Chisora), and Fury is only one match away from a world title shot against either Klitschko or Deontay Wilder, the young American with nearly as many knockouts as professional fights (Fury calls him "big bollocks" and claims he can't wait to fight him).
