If he's wrong – well, it's still a bloody good read.
Newspapers – and critics – love to pretend otherwise, sometimes even headlining the opinions of their arts commentators as "verdicts" as if we were high court judges, but in reality, a review at its best is just a bloody good read.
If you don't like brutal, offensive, bloody attacks, read on.
They were starting at seven, and by the time they were sixteen they were still reading bloody Harry Potter — sixteen-year-olds, wearing wizard outfits, who should have been shagging behind the bike shed and smoking marijuana and reading Camus".
They were starting at seven, and by the time they were sixteen they were still reading bloody Harry Potter—sixteen-year-olds, wearing wizard outfits, who should have been shagging behind the bike shed and smoking marijuana and reading Camus".
The Mellases swim, drink bloody Marys and read James Patterson novels.
YeeofLittleFaith, was appalled: "I find it ironic (read: bloody disgusting) that the financial sector, which played fast and loose with our cash and created this whole mess, are now betting with Greece's national debt.
The speech bubble read: "Bloody hell, is it time already?" And now it was – at least once he had gone through the business of lifting the Premier League trophy, while a gaggle of young children with a tell-tale "Grandad" emblazoned on the back of their shirts waited to the side.
Read "Bloody Clashes Break Out in Port-au-Prince as Haiti Is Left Without a President".
It lunches on our entrails with bloody fangs and reads the signs of past and future terror.
