As the primary season has semi-bizarrely centered of late on his eating and drinking (he stands accused of doing too little of either), he moved quickly.
As strange as that segment was (and it ended with Justice Antonin Scalia rather bizarrely bringing up the late Senator Strom Thurmond, who fathered children in his late 60s), the exchange on Wednesday about the original intent of Congress in passing the Defense of Marriage Act was in some ways worse.
After the Orchard space closes, another pop-up is going up in London's Newburgh Quarter featuring a host of New York brands including Earnest Sewn, In God We Trust, and Reed Space, and, bizarrely, Zarin Fabric Warehouse, famous of late for being the business of one of the husbands on the Real Housewives of New York (I wonder if Jill Zarin will make an appearance).
Self-harm only started to predominantly take the form of arm-cutting in the late 60s and bizarrely, it was, at the time, linked to being unable to menstruate.
Bizarrely, a notable victim of the latest in-fighting, Jaswant Singh, a former BJP foreign minister, was sacked for the very offence that did for Mr Advani: being too nice about Pakistan's founder, Muhammad Ali Jinnah.
By the late-60s he looks bizarrely like a member of Slade, and by the time Thatcher has her hold on Britain in the 1980s, his world has fallen apart.
Even before she was bizarrely name-checked by Anthony Scaramucci on The Late Show as an excuse for the ex-Communication Director's beyond-boorish behavior, her arc had ceased to be much fun.
Somewhat bizarrely, they even cater for the dogs – their latest creation is made from a soya base and designed to keep even the hairiest pooch cool this summer.
Bizarrely, few of these events make it into the latest iteration of "Tings Dey Happen".
Mike Hussey remains an obdurate obstacle, Shane Watson might just have kept his head at the latest prospect of a century, Brad Haddin, so bizarrely placed below new boy Steve Smith in the batting order, may have another top-notch innings in him and Johnson, for the moment at least, is perhaps sufficiently buoyed to reproduce the quality of his first-innings knock.
And like the great Newk, every fifth day, the Tiger ace grows claws that allow him to sling pitches that dart and spin with unpredictable speed, bizarrely getting stronger with each inning, throwing 100 mph smoke late in games.
