One bizarre manifestation of inattentiveness that I keep seeing is the use, in the same application, of different formats for different documents, for example, pairing a cover letter in boring old Times New Roman with a CV in a trendy sans serif font.
This confusion looks set to get worse before it gets better, with fake news gaining momentum and even the White House claiming contradictory facts as true in a bizarre manifestation of Orwell's doublethink.
For brevity's sake, I'll concentrate on men, especially since they're the gender guilty of wearing replica sports jerseys the most in what I can only describe as an extreme and bizarre manifestation of "bromance".
Perhaps the most bizarre manifestation of this movement is the rise of "fake funeral" services, where participants are lectured by a philosophical guru and told to write their own eulogies, before spending 30 minutes meditating inside a coffin.
In a bizarre manifestation of the economic meltdown, the really ritzy cosmetics companies have to give away $175 million worth of free makeup as punishment for patrician hoarding methods that artificially inflated prices.
The most bizarre manifestation of this movement is the rise of "Fake Funeral" services, where people are lectured by a philosophical guru, told to write out their own eulogies, and ultimately climb into a coffin to meditate for 30 minutes so as to experience the afterlife.
