This is a country, after all, that this year risked all-out war with Thailand in a petty spat over a bit of disputed borderland.
In fact, they've had a bit of a dispute over the issue.
'An expert team of bearded axe-wielding re-enactors will demonstrate weaving, dyeing, meal preparation, wood, leather and metalworking, arrow-making and, of course, the odd bit of combative dispute resolution,' he says.
He hasn't worked with Showtime since The Birds II, and burned his bridges with Warner Bros TV in style: "I hired a plane to fly a banner over a studio that I was leaving, and kind of had a little bit of a dispute," he told me.
Meanwhile, Amazon is coming into a bit of a legal dispute thanks to a six-year old porn media player called the FyreTV.
"If you are buying a flight only, booking direct through the airline resolves a lot of these problems, even if it costs a bit more," says Andrew Leakey, head of dispute resolution at Stephensons solicitors.
OK, for a bit of relief, here's a dispute among reasonable people.
Somewhere along the way, the movie is supposed to remind viewers of the Three Kingdoms disputes, a bit of Dark Ages Korean history that Kim Jong Il would no doubt approve as an apt lesson in the evils of feudalism, imperialism and aristocratic ambition.
I've been on both sides of this kind of dispute (except, of course, for the "failed" bit).
This dispute was a bit of a sideshow.
It all started with a dispute over a bit of land.
