Sentence examples for bird crap from inspiring English sources

Bird crap, to be precise.

At the plastic table on the patio, overlooking a tomato field, her father picked at bird crap.

That bumped me from two birds in the first to 90 in the second, no doubt drenched in bird crap by the end of the second.

As for the bird crap, well it's bodily waste, and that stuff isn't good for anybody.

More often than not, he would explain, bird crap was responsible for contaminating the electrical signal after accumulating on conductors.

Maybe a bird crapped on them or a gull stole their ice cream".

If you get seven years good luck when a bird craps on you, how many more do you get when a dirty great orangutan pisses on you!

But aren't the Seattle Seahawks known as the "Angry Birds?" And don't angry birds crap all over Farmville?

When Clayton Hove Tweeted that a bird had "crapped on a Smart Car" and "totaled it" in 2012, Smart Car USA swooped in with a hilarious graphic proving he must be mistaken.

It's a black car but the birds have crapped all over it and it's white now like the sand.

The bird may fly outside and crap on windshields; it may get shot down by a farmer.