We want to teach kids be more assholey and start big fucked-up corporations that contribute to recessions.
Later, Brother Ali stopped the show to teach: "I'm sorry, I know this isn't what you paid your money to see," he said, "but some of us are privileged in big, fucked-up ways".
Instead of a faceless, personality-free, email-based relationship pretty much the norm in any writing industry these days Eraserhead is one big fucked-up family, and BizarroCon is their fucked-up reunion.
It certainly starts off well – Peter Jenner is a respected figure in the music industry (he was Pink Floyd's first manager, as well as managing The Clash and other great artists), and he gets the ball rolling by saying the big labels are "fucked".
(Brazzers, for the uninitiated, is one of the biggest porn producers in the business, specialising in gals with big knockers gettin' fucked but good).
Instead it turned out to just be another sad chapter in the big book of fucked-up shit perpetrated by the American government.
You can see the climax in Spider coming a mile away, but when it comes you realize objects far away are a lot bigger and more fucked than they appear.
Because if that's the result of the sexual revolution, then it's fucked us up big time.
We shared bills with Sonic Youth, Les Savy Fav, Big Business, Mr. Quintron, and Fucked Up.
Apparently we have no subcultures of our own, no politics, no ethics, and, where they went to big parties, got high and fucked, all we ever do is go to big parties, get high, and fuck.
The problem is not "too big to fail" so much as "too fucked up to fix".
