Racehorses that enter into races at the age of two rarely remain on the turf beyond eight.
Agüero skated through the home midfield and, as a gap opened up, the forward unloaded a strike that skimmed across the turf, beyond Kozacik, only to rebound off his right post.
The possibility of a pre-watershed ban on the adverts was floated in Friday's edition of The Times and, while the report was speculative and anonymously sourced, it was enough to send a shiver through senior figures, both on the turf and beyond.
Beyond that cordon, Kamara slumped to the turf, disconsolate, while the Timbers celebrated at the other end of the stadium.
Private game conservancies are not beyond controversy: fencing off land inflames the turf wars between white farmers and tribespeople.
His assistant, Sammy Lee, had already bounced gleefully beyond him on to the edge of the turf.
And beyond him, Arda Turan fell forward face-first into the turf.
It was a set-piece so precise that Gonalons barely needed to leave the turf to head the ball beyond the defending Bale, and the diving Friedel, at the near post.
