You could also tell the nation how conservative principles, especially economic, benefit the fat cats and wealthy elites.
As voracious consumers of the growth variety, American chemical producers stand to benefit from fatter margins.
It's ironic, and probably not a coincidence, that the rise in tax avoidance of this kind is happening just as the U.S. banking system is going through its own wringer and the public tide is turning against the concept of fat cats benefiting from over-bloated markets when average people are finding it hard to make ends meet.
Carloman's youngest brother, Charles the Fat, benefited from the circumstances and restored the territorial unity of the empire.
Such a scenario might benefit My Mad Fat Diary – a daring, youthful, sad comedy about mental illness and adolescence – which more than deserves its shortlisting.
But you can have the cooking benefits of fat without serving a plate of it: simply cut the fat off after the brisket has finished cooking.
It beat Channel 5's Benefits: Too Fat to Work, the first of a four-part series which had 1.6 million viewers (6.6%) also from 9pm.
With this in mind, the LGiU has come up with the stunning idea of withholding benefits from fat claimants who refuse to comply with sanctions (in the form of forced exercise).
But both women refuse to diet and mother-of-two Ms Manzur, 44, insists: "I'd rather my daughter live life on benefits being fat and happy than depressed and thin". Ms Manzur said: "There's no point in dieting, it doesn't make a difference.
The food industry has responded to this bonanza of evidence by putting omega-3s into everything from baby milk to drinks to margarine in the hope of increasing sales while bringing health benefits to fat and sickly customers.Behind the silver lining, though, looms a black cloud: not all omega-3s are created equal.
